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CONSTITUTIONAL COUNTY ORDINANCE WEBSITE

Website advocating for involvement in your county regulation process and suggestions for county ordinances responding to federal expansion of jurisdiction and authority and global governance.


http://sites.google.com/site/constitutionalcountyordinance/

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Uncle Sam

Uncle Sam

The Oath of the President of the United States


US Constitution, Article II, Section 1


Before he enter on the execution of his office, he shall take the following oath or affirmation: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."


The case could be made that Obama has violated the oath of the office of the Presidency of the United States in not closing the borders at the threat of a global pandemic of the Mexican flu, the violations of the U.S. Constitution in the CIFTA, and his refusal to clarify the circumstances of his birth. Think about it.


Link to the White House by Clicking on Photo

Link to the White House by Clicking on Photo
WHEN OBAMA TALKS ABOUT GUN CONTROL HE REALLY MEANS GUN CONFISCATION

KALH COMMUNITY RADIO

KALH COMMUNITY RADIO
Click on KALH logo for website and to listen to live stream

MEXICAN WOLF RECOVERY - COLLATERAL DAMAGE IDENTIFICATION

WARNING: GRAPHIC PICTURES MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR WOLF LOVERS & SMALL CHILDREN

Catron County Wolf Incident Investigator, Jess Carey, provide ORF with this document. This is what the ranchers in western New Mexico are living with.

https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&pid=gmail&attid=0.1&thid=12e740df9705f324&mt=application/pdf&url=https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui%3D2%26ik%3Db2e1154c85%26view%3Datt%26th%3D12e740df9705f324%26attid%3D0.1%26disp%3Dattd%26zw&sig=AHIEtbQTV_dgqwDweaJO_z9FKGvH0SJ6pw&pli=1


CONVENTION ON THE PROHIBITION OF MILITARY OR ANY OTHER HOSTILE USE OF ENVIRONMENTAL MODIFICATION TECHNIQUES (A TREATY SIGNED IN THE
UN).
http://www.fas.org/nuke/control/enmod/text/environ2.htm

NEW MEXICO WOLF RE-INTRODUCTION

Links to past ORF information on the Mexican Gray Wolf re-introduction program. Some of the links to newspaper articles no longer work.


http://oteroresidentsforum.blogspot.com/search/label/MEXICAN%20GRAY%20WOLF

WOLF CROSSING WEBSITE

http://wolfcrossing.org/








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ORF NEWS BLIMP

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OTERO RESIDENTS FORUM COLLECTION OF PARODY CARTOONS

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We've complied the best of the ORF cartoons all in one location.

Natural Climate Change - Real Science, Verifiable

Natural Climate Change - Real Science, Verifiable
Dr. Eric Karlstrom's excellent website on climate change, it's natural. The agenda is truth and the vindication of scientific method.

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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

PARODY:THE ALAMOGORDO GLACIER: A WORLD COMMUNITY NEWS SOURCE FOR OTERO COUNTY

Click on Post to read this new and world friendly news source. (parody)

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Otero Residents Forum said...

September 12, 2007

ALAMOGORDO GLACIER
ALL THE NEWS THAT’S FIT TO EAT

GREEN ROOF PLAN DISCUSSED AT COMMISSAR MEETING

ALAMOGORDO: Like scalded apes bantering about on the threshold of evolution, the anti-UN crowd raised their raspy chorus in protest against the new green building ordinances debated in last nights United City Commissar meeting. The UCC is considering implementing the ‘Green Alamogordo’ ordinance, which would require home owners to have ‘green roofs’ by the year 2012. Green advocate, Schwawami Fut Bazi testified green roof ordinances are more earth friendly, reduce energy consumption and enhance the natural beauty of the community. Fut Bazi, a two year resident of Alamogordo heads the Alamogordo Green Coalition, an organization dedicated to environmentally friendly living spaces and helping municipalities adopt more earth friendly municipal codes. Fut Bazi announced her organization has enlisted the aid of over a thousand green advocates, bused in from out of town, to help in a door to door campaign to educate and persuade the people of Alamogordo to go ‘green’.
Opponents to green technology and sustainable development raised their ugly head to denounce any ordinance referring to green technology. One individual, we won’t give them the pleasure of publishing their Anglo, male, repressive name, attempted to speak to the UCC. This Constitutional throwback probably retarded from birth because his mother chewed tobacco, uttered some incomprehensible garbage referencing Constitutional rights and blah, blah, blah. Who ever this miscreant was, the UCC citizen assist force dragged him out of the meeting and beat him with dried goat entrails. The goat entrails were a gift from the people of our sister city in JaJa za Muup, Etkokopoo.
The UCC will hold a group hug vote at another meeting on the green roof ordinance.
UCC moderator person, White Dove Woman, said she will consult her star charts for the proper date and time. After the meeting, members of the local Men’s Drumming and Chanting Society blessed the Earth Goddess and offered lemon grass tea and dried apricots to the crowd.


POLAR BEARS NOT RETURNING TO WSIP

Attendees of the Otero County Earth Watch Society were again disappointed by more discouraging news. Distinguished scientist and author, Dr. Wing Nütt, told the audience that no polar bears have been sighted in the Otero County Biosphere region. Dr. Nütt surmises that continuing glider fly-overs from Holloman AFB are the reason why the Otero County Biosphere Polar Bear Habitat program is not attracting polar bears to the region. Dr. Nütt believes the presence of hang gliders in the area is preventing the timid and elusive creatures from migrating back to their ancestral home at White Sands International Park.
On a high note, Dr. Nütt was cheered when he revealed his plan to re-introduce another white species, the Artic Fox, to WSIP. According to Dr. Nütt, the white gypsum sands are a perfect environment for this endangered species to flourish and live in harmony with existing white species that inhabit the dunes at WSIP.
After the meeting the attendees were treated to a performance by the World Goat Dancing Troupe. The dancers performed a Mongolian goat fertility dance. Every one was invited to participate in the intricate dance involving the goat procreation ritual.
The next OCEW meeting will be announced, pending the throwing of the bones by Society medicine woman, Sun Life Mother.

FRIENDLY REMINDERS TO OUR WORLD COMMUNITY MEMBERS

The Life Fulfillment van will be making its rounds Saturday morning. Eager participants should wear bio-degradable clothing and bring no personal belongings with them. Thanks to all who have participated in this entirely voluntary program which benefits the good of all human kind.

The World Society of Workers urges you to ‘BUY WORLD’! Continue to cut off the MADE IN USA tags on all clothing. All tags removed from clothing will be collected by members of the WSW, to be used in the creation of a quilt to be displaced in the World Library in the Julius Huxley Room.

Remember to add a tablespoon of bakers yeast to your composting toilet.

The ban on ranch grown beef and pork is just about complete. The World Cuisine Advisory Board is finalizing an agreement with Global Mart on the suggested meats and fishes list deemed appropriate for sale to the public.

Don’t forget the Life Fulfillment bar-b-Q this week end. The event will start at Mother Mid-day in Wildlife Park, formerly Alameda Park. The Life Fulfillment Society will be serving burgers and stew. LFS asks that as many people attend as possible as they have an over abundance of appropriate meat that needs to be eaten. The event is free!

Local poet, Oel Ovaries will be reciting his latest writing: Man Dog. His last recitation brought attendees to tears, when he read his heart-wrenching poem: I Hurt. Ovaries’ three-hour poem, consisted of only the words, “I hurt”, touched the hearts and souls of many poems loving World Citizens. Keep up the good work Oel.

Please remember to wear your ‘I AM NOT FOOD’ t-shirts when visiting White Sands International Park. The t-shirts are available at the World Library pyramid in the Alamogordo Techno-less World Center.

Otero Residents Forum said...

THE ALAMOGORDO GLACIER

REGIONAL NEWS


Life Fulfillment will be holding its monthly garden club meeting. Life Fulfillment’s special home made gardening compost and bone meal will be available for free to the public.

Friends of the World Library will be giving away free gardening mulch. The FWL gardening mulch is made from shredded books deemed inappropriate by the FWL.
An excellent example of recycling beneficial to the good of all humankind.

OTERO WORLD RESIDENT DIES FROM ATTACK

LA BRACITA CANYON: Fish and Wildlife Corridor agents responded to a 666 call reporting another cattle attack. FWC agents arrived on scene in the canyon where residents were frantically giving CPR to an endangered Mexican Spotted Whooping Trout, on the banks of the La Luz Creek. Witnesses at the seen report seeing a ranch cow attack the endangered fish and begin to eat it. World Citizens wrestled the helpless trout from the jaws of the carnivorous cow. The cow fled the scene while rescuers began first aid on the endangered fish. A blue World Health Organization helicopter was dispatched to the scene of the attack. The endangered fish world resident was pronounced dead at the scene.
Fish and Wildlife Corridor agents apprehended the cow and transported it to the Otero Country Species Detention Center, where it will be detained until the World Court convenes again in Alamogordo.
Akte Moon Blossom, a witness to the brutal attack, sadly reminds us, “This is another reason ranch cattle need to be banned from Otero County”.
Services for the deceased endangered trout will be Monday Earth time at the community sweat lodge. Mayor Butternut will read a poem by Oel Ovaries at the service.