The Center for Hysterical Diversity released a study alleging cattle in Otero county eat endangered species of bats. According to the study, cattle stalk the endangered bats in caves and abandoned buildings, scale the walls of the cave and eat the endangered bats.
CHD scientists have found endangered bat remains in the scat left behind by these bovine carnivores. Bovine carnivores are suspected as the culprits responsible for a missing wolf pack in Catron county. The Center blames orchestrated campaigns of misinformation by ranchers attempting to conceal bovine predation on endangered species. Reports of cow packs terrorizing the region have been suppressed by the media due to intense pressure from area ranchers. The Center plans to move ahead with plans to reintroduce the Mexican Great Panda in southern New Mexico.
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Thursday, December 27, 2007
CENTER FOR HYSTERICAL DIVERSITY: CATTLE EAT ENDANGERED BATS
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