In the spirit of Earth Day, ORF has opted for eco-friendly journalism; we will save energy by not posting the companion article with the photo.
...@#$%!!!...okay...we'll grudgingly post some of the article. Are you aware we're depriving Smeckler Mites in Tasmania of critical habitat by continuing this post?
You are aware of that? Okay then...on with the earth killing energy wasting article.
The eco-friendly bridge connects both sides of Alamogordo's expanding culinary district. Alamogordo's best and finest eateries are located on this section of White Sands Blvd. The eco-friendly bridge allows visitors and tourists to safely walk to both sides of White Sands Blvd. to sample the fine food offered in many of Alamogordo's best restaurants.
...we have a comment here....someone commented on the post...
The commenter says the pedestrian bridge doesn't look safe.
I am so sick and tired of conservative Tea Party types putting their own self-indulgent desires ahead of environmental concerns. Who cares if the bridge is safe?
That's not the point! The point IS...there is an eco-friendly pedestrian bridge built to international environmental standards! What an idiot! It's an environmentally correct pedestrian bridge!!!!
geeezzzz...........we're trying to save the planet, here, people. What's more important? Saving the planet or a few clumsy dolts who fall off the eco-friendly pedestrian bridge? Go roast a tire on April 24th. I'm going to bar-b-que lemmings I raise out back in the rabbit hutches. I ate the rabbits.
Okay...end of article. Oh...I made a coat and hat out of the rabbit furs.