Friday, January 8, 2010
ORF PARODY [this didn't really happen...its a stupid joke...okay?] (ALAMOGORDO) A major record breaking blizzard shutdown Alamogordo with questionable amounts of snow and freezing temperatures. While the rest of the planet is warming at a precarious rate, Alamogordo has endured winter weather in the middle of winter.
In a related story, global warming poli-evangelist, Al Gore has announced he is considering a run for the 2010 Otero County Commissioner seat being vacated by some guy who holds it now.
Gore said he has ideas concerning economic development for the county. Gore proposes moving Elvis' Graceland to Alamogordo. The former Vice-President suggested Alamogordo put in a bid for the 2013 Winter Olympics. Gore also stresses the importance of Alamogordoans reducing their food intake, to stop heating their homes, a reduction of driving their personal vehicles and using hemp minty suppositories in place of deodorant. Gore warns of discarded deodorant plastic containers filling landfills and killing the planet.
The queston of Gore's non-residency status for running for a county office has not been discussed or should not be a problem as he was here for the dedication of the Space Museum. Gore remembers someone bestowing upon him honorary county residency at that time. Works fo the Alamogordo Glacier.
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