From the diary of Janet White:
Today, just as the septic tank was placed into the ground for my new, very small, environmentally conscious house, a desert toad jumped from the bank of the hole directly onto the concrete septic tank (state approved system) and then hopped into the opening thus dooming itself to to certain death one way or another.
Should I sue the State of New Mexico, the United Nations (International Building Code), City of Alamogordo (ooops, they are in such turmoil right now, better not bother) or Wildlife Guardians for not foreseeing this obvious failure to protect this desert toad?
I won't be able to sleep tonight because this little critter committed hari-kari right in front of me and two other witnesses. They are probably not enjoying conjugal relations as a result of this.
Please, Gomment, come and save me. Where is Gilberto Romero when I need him?
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Friday, July 11, 2008
Oh No, a Desert Toad Jumped Into My Septic Tank, What am I to do?
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