MARCH IS WHITE MALE MENTAL HEALTH MONTH TOO!
CITY ANNOUNCES PLANS TO BUILD WHITE MALE MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY
City fathers have signed a deal with Electronic Pharmaceutical Technology of Wayzeta, Minnesota to open a white male mental health facility in Alamogordo in 2011.
The new mental health facility will house white males who suffer from severe schizophrenia to deranged and sadistic killers. City officials estimate 150 new jobs to the area, replacing jobs lost when the monkey farm closed. The new facility will be more secure than the old monkey farm. "People were always afraid a couple hundred thousand monkeys with metal hats drilled to their heads would escape into the community, spreading monkey viruses we can't cure", one City official said.
"This facility only houses humans who are just mentally ill or psychopathic killers; no monkey viruses here", he continued. The new facility will be a totally green building, utilizing environmentally sound building techniques. Inmates will be treated with 'green' therapy, to include green shock treatment, herbal medications and drumming and chanting groups.
New white male mental health facility to open in 2011.
In the old days monkey escapes were common from the monkey farm.
Escaping monkeys would be shot with a tranquilizer gun before capture.
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Wednesday, February 27, 2008
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